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Sunday, 22 August 2010

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"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid". John Wayne

You always hear, that everyone has potential. Everyone thinks, everyone else, can become more than they are now.
People like to think the entire population, is out to better it's self.

A study by, Bob Hoskins Medical Institute, has revealed that some people are just plain stupid. Not only are they stupid, but they have no desire, to better themselves in any way, shape, size or form.

To find a large group of stupid people, BHU ran an ad in, The Cedar Rapids Cronical that simply said, " Really Stupid People Wanted, Smart people need not apply.

"We tested a wide spectrum, of ethnically diverse individuals, who felt they were really stupid". said Professor Miles Lyson Tyson, "let me tell you there are some really stupid folks out there. We thought, that every human being, had the potential to grow, and learn. Well, now, I'm thoroughly convinced, the total opposite is true.

After BHU concluded it's study, the results, spoke for themselves. Some people are content being stupid. They don't want to learn new stuff and the would rather vegg out in front of the T.V., than do anything else. It was unanimous, among the stupid, T.V., was a good thing, learning, not so much.

Professor Tim Roe, administrator of the one year study, added, Not only are they really, really, stupid, but they smell funny, and are super lazy". It seems all the Professors and undergradutes agreed, stupid, smell funky, really lazy.

A really stupid test subject we interviewed said, "the study was stupid. The people at BHU were the stupid ones, they gave me money, for being stupid,,,that's stupid. He also thought, the Professors smelled funny.


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Buck E Filbert
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"Stupid is, as stupid does"
Forest Gump

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