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Saturday, 21 August 2010

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LONDONISTAN: International pressure is mounting to have Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi sent back to prison.

Megrahi, the only person convicted of the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie that killed 270 people managed to pull a fast one over inept Scottish medical authorities.

He manipulated a cancer diagnosis by refusing to undergo chemotherapy and other medical treatment which could extend his life. Instead he managed to convince a naive, asleep-at-the wheel Scottish govt to release him "on compassionate grounds" - based on a suspiciously flimsy medical report.

Understandably there has been outrage and anger over what is perceived as an insult to the victims and an unnecessary PR coup by the crazy Ghaddafi clan.

Your reporter has now uncovered a covert plot by Israeli agents - the same group that surreptitiously assassinated a top Hamas leader in Dubai - to kidnap Al-Megrahi.

This time the agents (posing as anti-India militants) will be relying on Pakistani passports which are easy to obtain from the Paki ISI for a small price.

MI-5 and the CIA expect this clandestine James Bond caper to have Al-Meghrahi brought to Guantanamo Bay for a water-boarding holiday.

There has been no command given to "exterminate with extreme prejudice"

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