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Thursday, 19 August 2010

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A Brown Bear

Koala Lumpur - An American black bear became enraged this weekend at a Malaysian zoo and broke out of it's enclosure after being taunted by a twelve year old boy who tossed caramel corn just out of reach of the tormented beast.

The agitated ursa leaped over a six foot ditch and four foot fence separating it from the child and proceed to aggressively knock down the small child causing it to burst into tears and scrape his elbow while spilling the remaining caramel corn all directions.

The boy's parents stood in astonishment as the bear rushed past them and their child directly to the now empty caramel corn container, seemingly the object of his anger.

Mad with rage the bear proceeded to attack the empty caramel corn tub head-on managing to wedge it onto his head in the process.

Onlookers viewed the grizzly spectacle in horror as drops of blood oozed from the distraught child's elbow while the crazed beast, now blinded by the caramel corn container waved it's head from side-to-side stumbling recklessly through the crowd as pandamonium set in.

The crowd reacted in polar opposites to the unbearable bedlam.

Some fled roaring in fear while others perhaps frozen with fright or curiosity stayed to see how things would play out.

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