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Topics: Israel, Turkey

Tuesday, 17 August 2010

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Israel decided to end their relationship with one of their "friendly" Islamic neighbours today and attacked the Turkish Embassy in their own back garden, Tel Aviv.

An Israeli government spokesman gave the following press statement:

"We in Israel are staunch proud national, socialist Jews and have decided to implement a policy of ethnic cleansing starting with all non-Jewish and non-Christian embassies in Israel, we want the scum out, Sieg Heil!"

"Turkey supported that other bunch of Heathens, the Palestinians, in a feeble attempt to break through our blockade so we decided to attack their property and remove them with force and other 'Untermenschen' who dare to undermine Israel!"

The US now find themselves in a dilemma, do they condemn their old allies, Israel or do they support them and anger their other allies in the region Turkey?

Obama has decided to consult one of his best friends, Nick Griffin BNP leader and ask for his advice how to deal with the crisis, Nick gave Barack the following advice:

"Well I don't like any of them, stinking Jews and f*****g Muslims, choice of two evils I suppose, I would just go for the total solution, 'nuke' the bastards off of the planet, then you'd be doing everyone a favour!"

Barack agreed, but decided to wait until Christmas the season of Goodwill!

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