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Tuesday, 17 August 2010

image for Sarah Palin to pose nude as "that is the only way to save America". Says she is ready to "hold my body against Obama and O'biden"
put $50 on sarah in the middle you say?

Sarah Palin really loves America. In fact as far as she is concerned nobody loves America more than Sarah.

To prove her love for America Sarah is ready to pose nude. Speaking to fellow Tea Baggers in Alaska Sarah screeched:

"I'm tellin' ya...it's all about transparency. And neither Obama nor Senator O'biden (sic) ("can I call ya Joe?") are transparent.

"I wanna take America back to the way it was - when our forefathers ran naked without clothes. They were transparent, yeah. They were our founding fathers. I wanna show ya how I would rule as your see-through Prezident"

Angry members of American 'Indian' groups (i.e. the original inhabitants of the continent mis-named by the not-so-bright Columbus) marched on Washington demanding a censure of Sarah Palin. 100-yr old Arrow Joe WhiteFeather a tribe elder spoke with eloquence:

"Crazy White Woman speak with forked tongue."

Sarah tweeted: "I'm in good shape - all that b'ar huntin' and fishin' has put me in the best shape I've ever been since all those pregnancies. I'll hold my body against Obama and O'Biden's any day"

Both Obama and Biden are said to have been quite excited about Sarah's offer to hold her body against theirs. The White House is working on various arrangements:

Sarah in the middle
Obama in the middle
Biden in the middle

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