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Friday, 22 April 2005

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Godzilla Screams In Agony As The Japs Spray Him With Exploding Bombs

Godzilla screams in agony as the Japanese troops ruthlessly spray him with a rain of fire and exploding bombs. Fact or Friction?

Unfortunately, it now appears from Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi apologies on Friday for the "tremendous damage and suffering to Godzilla" caused by Japan's wartime past in an apparent effort to help douse a flaming row with China, that the Japanese did cause unbearable suffering to Godzilla. The Japanese PM concluded "Japan squarely faces these facts of history in a spirit of humility," adding "the Japanese people have engraved in their minds ‘feelings of deep remorse and heartfelt apology'."

Liuo Poingo, 36, a telecommunications engineer "Like the Chinese government said, the Japanese people should recognize their crimes in a clear way," and went on "Even before I came to hear the latest news, I hated the Japanese," he added "I know of their crimes against Godzilla."

Godzilla was considered a fictional creature in Japan until the shock confession that Koizumi made during a speech at a summit in Jakarta in front of leaders from 100 Asian and African countries including Chinese President Hu Jintao.

However, Producer of ‘Godzilla Final Wars' Shogo Tomiyama still claims the original Godzilla, was a Film created by Messrs Ishiro Honda (director), Eiji Tsuburaya (special effects) and Tomoyuki Tanaka (producer) in 1954. He said "it was a brilliant representation of post war Japan" and explained "Godzilla breathing fire represents the struggle between good and evil". And then Shogo Tomiyama amazingly quoted from the Bible, "James 3:5-12 says, The tongue is a small thing that can do enormous damage. It's like a tiny spark that can ignite a raging fire. It is always ready to pour out poison."

The spoof reporter asked Shogo "So has Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi apologised for unknown Crimes?" Shogo Tomiyama laughed and smiling said "Please do not be so stupid or naïve, the Japanese PM apologizes so that Japan can keep on drilling for oil in the East China Sea, Godzilla is just a fictional character!"

Meanwhile, back in the World of reality, the US dominated United Nations are waging wars against 10 monster states using all the Earth's Defence Forces to try to save mankind. However, people are being panicked by the enormous power of the monster states and the forces may have to take defensive actions. Worst still, an enormous flying object has appeared above the White House and the aliens who call themselves "Xiliens" want to propose a peace treaty with the Earth....Lets' hope that Godzilla is not sleeping and can save us!

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