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Topics: Hitler, Mustache

Saturday, 20 November 2010

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Trifle enthusiasts gather to see the strange sight

The moustache worn on his upper lip by the former German Chancellor, Adolf Hitler, has turned up in a trifle in East Germany.

Marie Himmler, no relation to the head of the SS Gestapo, Heinrich Himmler, told journalists that she had made the trifle as a special treat for her husband, Pieter, an accountant. "Pieter hat pessed some exam or ozzer, und he loves trifles," Marie told TheSpoof.

She beavered away all afternoon, stopping only briefly to trim some nasal hair that was bothering her, then got right back on with making the perfect treat for Peter.

When the number cruncher arrived home for his tea, however, it was not trifle his taste buds met, but the wiry bristles of the former Nazi dictator, as they became entangled in Peter's teeth.

Said Marie:

"It voss definitely ze Fuhrertache. I vud recognise it anywhere!"

Pieter, 37, was taken to hospital, but later released after having what doctors described as "an unnatural amount of nasal hair" removed from his throat.

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