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Sunday, 15 August 2010

image for Men say they don't like their partners sunbathing topless; have no problem ogling 'other' topless women!
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And now for something completely different!

Most surveys focus on women's issues from eating to sex to fashion to relationships. And women are not shy about telling the world what they think and why they think the way they do and what they want from men and what losers men really are and ......

But what about men? What do they 'think'?

Not much it turns out besides sex, sex, sex, sex,sex ....followed by beer, pint, lager...sex, sex, sex....

"We're not really complicated", said a bunch of lazy bums lolling on the beach.

But when asked if they liked seeing their women topless on the beach - well! Bloody hell no!

Turns out 56% of men would be upset at their partners sunbathing topless, while 89% have nooooo problems with other women baring it all on a beach, a poll has revealed.

68% of women however would be more than glad to doff everything.

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