After the disappointment of the World Cup in South Africa Brazil have been desperately searching for a way to grab the world's attention and now they've found it.
The Brazilian Airforce have been ordered to register, follow and in the case of Alien UFO's refusing to surrender or say hello, the pilots have been ordered to shoot the "Little Green Men" out of the sky!
Brazil claim that they are special targets for Aliens because Aliens love the beautiful game, cocao-brown beauties flaunting their crispy bums on the Copacabana and last not least, Jesus looking over them.
Up in the Rio Favelas residents are bemused at this sudden focus on Aliens in their country. Favelians (alias slum dogs or occupants) have been aware of an Alien presence for a long time because they dress and act differently to the rest but continue to live amongst them, they're called "DRUG BARONS".
Anyway, we are diversing, the Brazilian Airforce has now been ordered to capture any Alien UFO, not send it to Area 51, display it alongside the monument of Jesus so Brazilians realise there is more to life than the miserable existence that the majority of them have to bear (except if you're a God fearing super-star footy player earning millions or a Favela Alien!).