Written by Magda Tate

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Topics: Mia Farrow

Monday, 9 August 2010

There is no doubt about it. The ex-Mrs Woody Allen, is vewwwy vewwy sure of what she saw,or heard or something.

When Super-Glam__tantrum Diva Naomi Campbell told her about, (no sorry , showed her, no...er,) the "huge gleaming gem" she testified so rapturously about this afternoon in the Hague.

She was given several opportunities to "fess up" and just admit that something about the African WarCriminal extraordinnaire (and the entire table) drooling down Mz Campbell's dress all evening while pointedly ignoring HER stunningly dull kaftan/birkenstock/sari ensemble, really bothered her.

And the next morning the SuperGlammerjammer DARED to brag about being sent some diamonds via UPS Special Midnight Knock and deliver services, which apparently only run in Africa....

So she screamed as hard as she could--Woody knows what we mean here...about the "injustice" and "the &£*$*$ trumped up leaders".

Infuriatingly the World Court only summoned Diva Naomi to begin with, which incensed Mia even more and she decided that since she couldn't get on Letterman anymore, she'd give the World Court a whack.

One of the panel even gave her an easy out "are you possibly mixing up your recollection of the storyline of Blood Diamonds the movie, with what actually took place? I mean, being an actress and all.... blurring scenes is sort of what you do...oh sorry used to do... and not particularly well since Annie Hall...?"

Mia Farrow should realise that for some people, war crimes tribunals are a very serious undertaking and they don't appreciate you hijacking the events for your dated tired soapboxing, at least read the script dahling!

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