A man, yet to be identified pending notification of the family,is presumed dead, after being consumed by, a large, angry, oozing, vagina.
Passers by were stunned and amazed, when they eye witnessed a man and a large vagina in an altercation over the man's parked car. Apparently the vagina was leaning on the man's new BMW. As we all know, vagina's have a tendency to drool when they are excited or angry. The man took issue with the messy vagina and asked the it to clean up after it's self.
Virginia Ridgecrest was shocked to see the vagina, just lean over, and consume the man in a single swallow. Virginia said, "never seen anything like it, the man was screaming at the vagina, clean off all that slime from my car, when, just like that, the over sized, angry, seething, oozing vagina just sucked him right up".
Police were called to the scene, but there was no evidence anywhere to be found, so they released the vagina, the kerslopus didn't exhibit signs of being intoxicated, or under the influence of alcohol. Police had no charges for the suspect, the case stands, pending further investigation.
From Beautiful Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert
"Sex is an emotion in motion"