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Topics: Global Warming, Iran

Sunday, 8 August 2010

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Global Warming?

The President of Iran informed the United Nations to stop lying about global warming.

"This Global warming is all a fabricated lie made up by the Western Imperialist." He announced to the empty United Nations chamber.He also stated that the Ice Age never happeneed, "There is no evidence that Hell ever frozeover,.. wait I meant to say Iran."

All the other UN members had been evacuated prior to the Iranian President taking the floor due to high levels of Uranium detected after he showed up. "We really could care less what he had to say anyways." One UN member stated off record. "The man doesn't even believe the Jewish Holocaust was real and that 9/11 was made up by Hollywood.

The Iranian president went on saying, "The only thing spreading is the beautiful religion of Islam; and were Islam goes, so does the heat; because Islam is that dam hot." He attempted to turn the phrase into a slogan, but it didn't work.

"One day every nation will come to love the Islam ways. If not…" at this point he looked around the empty room with a devilish smile and whispered, "we destroy them with the nuclear weapons that we won't admit to be making."

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