Cuban revolutionary, President, lover of communism, socialism, cocoa coloured, long-legged Cuban "babes" and a "muy grande" shot of Cuba Libra, Fidel Castro, is back and mother fucking imperialist Yanks, beware, Russian ships are on their way!
He returned to his majestic best with the following speech:
"Fucka de Yanks, de Kennedy's et dat black crap Obama, Viva la Revolucion!"
"I'll fucka every long-legged beauty dat crosses my path, getta mucho boracho on Cuba Libras, I love Coca Cola, yankee imperialists pigs, ole!"
"Long live Stalin, Lenin, Marx, Che Guevara, Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, Pancho Villa et de Talaban, ole, ole!"
"Georgie Bush is a demented wanker et yo tambien, ole!"
Cuban television has just had a major blackout and instead of showing Fidels "Muy Grande" come-back speech they are now sending non-stop Bacardi adverts featuring that other 'grande revolucionari" Vinne Jones headbutting
headless Cuban chickens in a voodoo trance!
Fidel, welcome back to the real 'loony world' you haven't missed a f**king thing, ole!