THE HAGUE: Naomi Campbell angrily testified that she was unaware that the "dirty little stones" placed on her bed by masked gunmen in the stealth of night were actually diamonds. She said she didn't recognize them as diamonds in the rough because was only used to being gifted brilliant blinking knuckle-duster sized carbuncles by the numerous dessicated-old billionaires in her life.
As the court sneered and scoffed at her lies under oath - the Queen of tantrums who is said to have anger-management issues, pulled off her wig and threw it at the judge eliciting gasps of horror from the audience.
As the 20-thousand dollars worth, full hair wig - sewn from the virgin hair of 10-year old Hindu temple devotees - flew in the air global cameras were quick to capture the much balding and scarred scalp of Ms. Campbell.
Quick reparations were made but not before the entire world had been exposed to the Horrors of Hair Extensions and the damage they do to human scalps.