Sick and tired of hiding in cold unfriendly mountains with nothing but hairy goats and filthy smelly yaks for company and eating raw turnips and roast potatoes morning day and night, Osama Bin Laden is homesick and yearns for free air and chilly winds of Switzerland.
According to his top aides it is property matters that worry him to no end.
With him hiding in inaccessible area out of communications and touch his near dear and kins and in- and out-laws are out to make merry upon his billions and billions of moolah!
Anybody who is somebody wants a sharein and busy fleecing the poor chap of his hard earned assets. Sick and tired of tearing his hair he wants to come out of hiding but wants the US Pres to receive him with due honour and respects.
Negotiations are developing.