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Monday, 7 July 2003

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God: "Ohmigooood!"

In an unprecedented move that has sent ripples through all denominations of the Christian faith, God, almighty creator and CEO of Christianity Inc., has officially 'come out' and admitted that he is a homosexual.

God, age unknown, in a hastily-gathered press conference, made a rare appearance on Earth and made the announcement to shocked tabloid hacks and happy but desperate male prostitutes.

Said God: "In light of the recent debate taking place in the Christian Church, and the British government, I would like to let everyone know that I, too, play for the other team. And, like, ohmigod, isn't that just sooooooo ridic!"

Onlookers said that God seemed happy and relaxed, whilst his accompanying heaven residents, St Peter, 2070, and Gabriel, age also unknown, looked a tad uneasy. "There was always rumours of something going on between Gabriel and God," the onlooker told TheSpoof.com. "He certainly didn't look comfortable, always ruffling his wings, and adjusting his halo."

A heaven insider has said that God's son, Jesus, 2036, is "extremely angry" and has demanded that his mother, the 'Virgin' Mary take a DNA test immediately.

The Pope's boyfriend is said to be "very relieved".

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