Written by rpm1978
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Thursday, 22 July 2010

Saddam Hussein the former Dictator of Iraq who died and went to hell, is revealed to have not really been a Muslim as he pretended to be, but he in fact prayed to toilets.

Saddam Hussein believed that praying to toilets would help him become a great leader, and he prayed to the toilets thanking the toilets for helping him steal power in Iraq.

He also prayed for the toilets to help him to become Emperor of the Arab people in a unified Arab Monarchy where Islam would be banned and all Arabs would worship him instead of Allah, taking a cue from Hitler, Saddam Hussein said he would reign for 1000 years as Emperor as he invented formulas to keep him alive for that long of time, or so he claimed.

Saddam Hussein still prayed to toilets even on the day he was hung to death but we have no idea if he still prayed to toilets when his soul headed straight to hell.

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