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Sunday, 18 July 2010

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ISLAMABAD: A Chinese think tank has confirmed the unspoken - that China is extremely pleased with its deftly-handled occupation of Pakistan. An unnamed source stated:

"After its occupation of Tibet and purging of Tibetan values the Chinese Party decided to occupy Pakistan to bring that region under its total control".

Gloating Party officials have been overheard saying: "We have shrewdly played upon Pakistan's India-centric paranoia by pretending to be their fair-weather friend. The gullible Pakistanis are a panicky lot; they have no self-identity. For years they have run to the US to fill their begging bowls. Now with the jihadi element knocking on their doorstep their Army is terrified. Pak knows it can never win a conventional war with India so in its quest for friendship they have turned to us. Wait till they discover our true intentions!"

Chinese hawks state they understand the Pak mentality very well. "For a fistful of dollars that lot will sell their souls to the devil - better that we be the devil".

Officials are also crowing about the fact that under the guise of economic and military aid plus the throwing in of a couple of nuclear reactors they have been able to get the Pak Army to hand them the keys to the kingdom!

Having wrested away control of Aksai-Chin the China-Pak border portion of disputed Kashmir territory the Chinese are just marking time when the so-called sovereign Army-with-a-state called Pakistan will cease to exist.. "Yes we are hastening Pak's demise by nurturing militants sympathetic to China, while encouraging the establishment to blame the US-Israel-India troika for Pak's own mess", a grinning Party official confessed. "They are so easy to manipulate."

As far as China is concerned, the UN has proved it is useless, NATO is nothing more than a paper tiger and the UK-US combine is faltering. China has shamelessly perfected this Trojan horse method to deceive the Pakistani establishment which is 'dying for new friends'

A leading contender for Party leader boasted: "Nobody want admit China only pulling wool over evelybody eyes. China fool evelyone with so-called economic glowth and total happiness. You clazee trust China! Big joke in Pahty! Soon China rule world! Evelyday be Gong Hay Fat Choy!!!"

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