Written by Jean Le Fete
Print this

Saturday, 18 September 2010

image for Al Quada Names Lady Ga Ga as Supreme Leader
Lady Ga Ga broken up over Al Quaeda request

Kabloom, Afganistan - Al Quaeda and Taliban members have recently hit upon difficulty in getting members to believe in the alledged audio tapes of Osama Bin Ladin. The upshot is they are becoming less and less inspiring to recruits, especially the younger generations and women.

"He's just sooo creepy looking anyway," said one girl, "I mean he looks like father time or something."

"He told me he had a burka built for two for me to try on," said another, "We need somebody we can respect, someone young and exciting, we need Lady GaGa!"

While AlQuaeda is not a democracy, several members have been sending twitters to the pop diva in hopes she will consider their plea to give them new leadership.

"It is out of the question," said a spokesperson for Lady Ga Ga, "She is entirely too busy for football. Please tell these little people to quit their tweeting."

Make Jean Le Fete's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 3 plus 3?

9 6 7 4
67 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more