Written by Ricardo Fromage
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Topics: Sarkozy, French, burka

Thursday, 15 July 2010

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A customer of Bruka yesterday

Customers of the Swedish design company Bruka are furious following the French parliaments decision to ban the wearing of Bruka in public places.

"I have now idea why they would ban such an inoffensive company such as Bruka" said Agnes Movenpick yesterday in Sweden.

"I am thinking of declaring a holy jihad on Sarkozy unless he allows me to shop at Bruka again" Said another.

"Anyway most of their products are for the home like slightly quirky eggcups and baskets, a bit better than Ikea which is just crap with strange names. It's a bit like Habitat in the eighties, up it's own arse" Said Unlrika Smorgasbord before flouncing off for an orgy in sauna.

Unsurprisingly, a company spokesperson was unavailable for comment.

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