Totally plastered and banned from the boozer, an Australian wannabee Crocodile Dundee attempted painfully to bronco ride a 5m large saltwater croc.
He wanted to break it in because that's what brave drunken Australian idiots do.
The croc, slightly disturbed by the event swung his head, bucked his back, swivelled his tail and thumped the idiot off of his back (time was 3 seconds and not long enough to saddle him).
The croc called Fatso, then had a chew at the Bronco-Busting cowboy's leg and removed several bits of it before he could escape.
The clown then limped on one leg back to the boozer, had a quick double whisky and promptly fainted, aaaagh!
Pieces of his leg were recovered back at the croc park, obviously Fatso was not a great lover of male human leg flesh, so he spat it out.
Gladly, the man is recovering in hospital from his ordeal and has bet that no-one could sit on Fatso's back for longer than three seconds (no-on in their right mind that is).
As for Fatso, he's also recovering on a diet of roast deer, rabbit and a Zebra or two, Yummy!