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Tuesday, 13 July 2010

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I told you we were sick.

Ethnic minorities are set to make up a fifth of the population a University study predicts.

It says the proportion of ethnic minorities will rise from 8% of the population to 20% by 2051 because the naughty foreign sexpots cant keep their pants on, or their hands off each other, while at the same time, whitey is leaving it later and later to procreate, if they do at all.

Computer modelling suggests the white population will also rise but much more slowly, probably due to women modelling on computers and white men preferring to accompany themselves on the organ, as opposed to doing it with a real lady and the proliferation of internet dating sites and the effect these have on the white female population.

Dr Martin Kendal-Mintcake says 'the white female population have become so entranced by the idea that they can find an "ideal" mate online, as if they are produced by topshop, that they fail to see anything of worth in any man if they fall below their very exacting standards. Films and TV have given them the unnatural belief that they all have a "Mr Big" or a "Huge Ackman" waiting somewhere out there for them but unfortunately, life is not ASOS.com, men are NOT Jimmy Choo's.'

It is thought that this outlook by the white women folk, as well as the white males "not being arsed to keep up with that kind of nonsense" that will eventually spell the end of whitey all together, that is apart from the white end of the chav spectrum, who are having as much sex as they can carry with the only means of protection being brewers droop from too much white lightening cider and sterility from too much smoking.

The future model is set to be an underclass of neutered underachieving Neanderthal like whities who expect everything for nothing, looked after by an Obamaesque elite who got there by not having an overly high expectation of what life offers but willing to work for it, that and the occasional can of Rubicon.

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