Travel agents in the UK and US were this morning reporting a massive increase in the number of enquiries from paedophiles who wished to visit Switzerland, after the country announced that it had offered a 'safe haven' to sexual deviants who have expressed a preference for children.
The announcement came on the back of the decision by a Swiss court not to extradite sexpest film director Roman Polanski to the US to face sentencing for a case dating back to 1977.
He is wanted in California over a conviction for unlawful sex with a 13-year-old girl - disgusting!
Now though, the silly Swiss have decided to give sanctuary to other paedophiles, possibly in a bid to 'keep them all in one place', before rounding all of them up, and setting fire to them all.
Which wouldn't be a bad idea.
The Swiss Army is on standby with its knives.