Written by Monkey Woods
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Topics: Sex, paedophiles

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

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The Swiss Army are preparing for the paedos

Travel agents in the UK and US were this morning reporting a massive increase in the number of enquiries from paedophiles who wished to visit Switzerland, after the country announced that it had offered a 'safe haven' to sexual deviants who have expressed a preference for children.

The announcement came on the back of the decision by a Swiss court not to extradite sexpest film director Roman Polanski to the US to face sentencing for a case dating back to 1977.

He is wanted in California over a conviction for unlawful sex with a 13-year-old girl - disgusting!

Now though, the silly Swiss have decided to give sanctuary to other paedophiles, possibly in a bid to 'keep them all in one place', before rounding all of them up, and setting fire to them all.

Which wouldn't be a bad idea.

The Swiss Army is on standby with its knives.

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