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Thursday, 8 July 2010

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Sorry! Wrong type of TANK

It had to happen eventually. Animal rights protesters are demanding that Paul be set free and allowed to live as a normal octopus.

These people must all be German supporters, angry at Paul for correctly predicting that Germany would lose and thereby demoralizing the team before the start of the game.

I believe they want to free Paul, pretending it is out of the kindness of their hearts BUT they are not stupid. They surely MUST know that an animal raised in captivity CAN NOT survive in the WILD.

They surely MUST know that Paul will not have a clue as to how to feed himself and will eventually starve to death.

This is surely a punishment for the German loss to Spain.

This writer hopes that Paul will win out and be allowed to live in peace once again, in his tank in Oberhausen.

They should go and...well...it is unprintable.

Morrisons have Pita bread on sale - 2 for 12p (Pita, PETA, get it?).

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