Written by Lady Godiva
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Thursday, 8 July 2010

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A gore!

One man sustained serious injuries after being gored in the thorax, while a second man was gored in the left leg but was in better condition, said Fernando Boneta, a doctor at Navarra Hospital. The more seriously injured man was a 22-year-old Spaniard, while the other goring victim was a 43-year old man from Dublin

Headline in well-known online newspaper today.

Crazy photographs accompanied the article as MOZOS ran through the street trying to avoid being gored, trampled on, or both, by these heavyweight fighting bulls.

MOZOS is the name given to the bull-runners. This ought to be changed to BOZOZ as these madmen, dressed in white, run through the streets, their smiles quickly turning to grimaces as a bull gets close to them.

One Mozo - a visitor from Middlesbrough, NE England, said,

A coulda wet mesel like, coz it seemed it was gonna be fun an all that at ferst. I downed a few pints o wine like but now Arm beginnin to wish Ard worn brown trousers like, yer know worra mean like.

Asked if he would be coming out for the next bullrun, the lad from The Boro said,

Course A will. Its ded gun fun and Arv gorra bet on wi the lads that Arl get froo wivou a mark on me like.

More as this crazy story unfolds.

Morrisons have a special on today - beef sausages, strawberry jam and horn-rimmed specs., on sale - half price. The manager is also opening a book for the lads in the bull-run

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