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Wednesday, 7 July 2010

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Still no decent pictures of bulls in the gallery

Well, the first 'run' of the bulls in San Fermin, Pamplona went well. The online newspaper caption below a photograph of the running bulls, bodies strewn around the floor, and people looking 'rather scared' says:

"Thousands of daredevils dashed through Pamplona's historic old quarter for the first bull run at the San Fermin fiesta"

Daredevils? Lunatics more like. The scene of devastation and carnage mirrored the images from the Tour de France. The crowds of spectators enjoyed a number of pile-ups in the Tour during the first 3 days.

Spectators at both events had to sprint to avoid being caught up in the drama.

The scores are as follows:

Pamploma Runners 0 Bulls 85

Tour de France Cyclists 56 Bikes 34 (damaged that is).

The races continue. More as we get it.

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