Written by rpm1978
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Topics: Prison

Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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A new very uncomfortable prison is being secretly built in he U.S. territory of Guam.

Most cells will be for 1 person each, the prisoners will sleep on a wooden bench, no toilet the prisoners will be using a hole in the floor instead whenever they need to go.

The meals will be slop mixing a meat item and a vegetable item as well, most of the time slop will be made from chicken and peas.

There will be a sink in the cell but the water will not be the best of quality at all, is this an attempt to deter people from breaking the law? It could be.

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