London - (Reuterus & Sunny Side Up News): The ID of the mystery woman behind little Cristiano Ronaldo Jr's conception has been revealed.
Global crooning sensation Susan Boyle apparently had one of her last remaining double yolkers eggstracted via an IVF cannula last year.
Gynaecologists at London's Royal Freak Hospital then fertilised the ovum with one of the Portuguese football captain's awesome sperms.
"And shoved the whole kit and caboodle up the maternity host's specially prepared womb," Freak head of obstetrics Prof Einstein Flintstone commented today.
Nobody quite knows what happened to the other Boyle yolk although rumors abound it's on offer to raunchy Spanish tennis ace Rafael Nadal.
Meanwhile the identity of the gestating wonderwoman whose womb was rented these past nine months remains a complete mystery.
The footballer's website today hinted that an American mother is involved and that she was paid off on June 17 following safe delivery of Cristiano Junior.
The baby is to be brought up in Ronaldo's sole custody - which will keep his Mom, sisters, aunties and sisters-in-law extremely busy these next 18 years.
Ex-Ronaldo squeezes Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are having nothing to do with it/