A teacher at a school in Bangkok has told friends about a lunchtime experience that he will never forget, after he was able to peruse the contents of a woman's knickers whilst he tucked into a Thai Green Curry.
The teacher, Moys Kenwood, laughed as he told his fellow English teacher, Mr Gary, of his experience in the school's canteen this morning.
According to Kenwood, he had been eating his lunch for about five minutes, when a cursory glance around him drew his attention to the next table where sat a woman he had not seen before in his eight months at the school in Bangkok.
Her face was angular and pretty, and he guessed that she was around 28 years old. She wore a powder-blue shirt, with three-quarter length sleeves that permitted him to view her slender forearms and delicate wrists and hands. He imagined one of her hands around his cock.
His gaze wandered naturally 'south', and under the table to her legs and feet - footwear always being a point of interest for the pervy bastard. He noticed that she wore black shoes with medium heels, and thought about what it would be like to be laid upon the ground with this woman straddling over him, looking down on him with a pouting stare whilst she playfully teased his penis with her fingertips.
Just then, a child dropped a stainless steel dinner tray, shattering the image. The best was yet to come, however, when the pretty lady re-adjusted her position on her chair, revealing, what Kenwood describes as, her snatch.
Kenwood takes up the story:
"I heard the tray go, and I looked away from her for a second. When I looked back, she had moved a bit, and I noticed that she had no knickers on, and that I could see her snatch. I quickly finished my dinner and went to 'wash my hands'."
Interviewed again later after a frantic wank, he said:
"Teaching might be a chore, but the view's lovely!"
Police are not investigating.