Written by rpm1978

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Topics: Venezuela, 2Pac

Sunday, 4 July 2010

Tupac Shakur faked his death, he fled to Venezuela where he was imprisoned years later after Hugo Chavez took power.

Tupac Shakur has been forced to make radio broadcasts to demoralize capitalists that oppose the Chavez regime, Chavez is also considering using Tupac Shakur the same way Japan used Tokyo Rose during World War II, this secret was not suppose to be let out at all, in fact Hugo Chavez threatened to assassinate anyone who leaked the secret, including Pat Robertson who is currently planning to leak several secrets of Hugo Chavez on the 700 Club.

Pat Robertson plans to admit that Tupac Shakur is not burning in hell, but rather in a hellish situation in Venezuela.

Tupac Shakur is currently unaware that he has devoted fans who keep saying he is alive.

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