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Topics: Osama Bin Laden

Saturday, 3 July 2010

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Bin Laden

U.S. and British forces captured Bin Laden in a hard to find cave that was infested with cockroaches, which are known to be able to survive nuclear bombs.

Osama Bin Laden was in the middle of praying to a toilet when he was arrested.

Bin Laden will be held in a secret prison where he will be fed slop made of peas and pork.

Osama Bin Laden will be given an unfair trial, with absolutely no rights to his own lawyer, he will then be convicted by a military judge, who will sentence Osama Bin Laden to a long and agonizing death.

The 1st phase of the agony will involve Osama Bin Laden getting a five finger death punch in the face while the music of the band Five Finger Death Punch is playing.

The 2nd phase will be 6 lashes with the Singapore style rattan cane.

The 3rd phase will be to infect him with Anthrax while the music of the band Anthrax is playing.

The final phase will be to burn Osama Bin Laden at stake on the charges of witchcraft.

The ashes of Bin Laden will then be scattered at a Nuclear facility in North Korea.

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