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Friday, 2 July 2010

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The shock of his dumping caused Kevin Rudd to age rapidly

Canberra, Australia. Dumped Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has vowed today to form a new political organisation consisting of ex pollies that have been "screwed" in public life. He says that politicians from all over the world are invited to join, on one condition, that he is granted permanent stewardship of the organisation.

Mr Rudd, so deeply embittered following his removal by anxious members of his party, is determined to have his revenge one day on what he described as "utter bastards" who seek to make life miserable for high achieving individuals.

"Some people just have nothing better to do than to cause trouble" he said. When asked if he wanted to seek high office again Mr Rudd declared "F..k oath mate! I never take it lying down."

An early applicant for membership of Mr Rudd's party is Solomon Island's former PM Mr Never Coulddo. He was axed by his colleagues for simply being unable to do anything with a degree of competence.

Mr Rudd can be contacted by climbing down a deep hole and calling out his name.

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