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Thursday, 1 July 2010

CNN are looking for a replacement for the ever ageing Larry King, after hosting Larry King Live on the cable network for over 25 years.

Rumours are rife that Queen and the Pope have sought to move in on the vacant chair.

The Catholic Church feel it could even buy the network, renaming the cable channel Catholic New News, while Buckingham Palace see the channel as a revenue raiser for the ever increasing mounting bills.

CNN haven't commented on the rumours but say they are in the early process of seeking a replacement of King due to retire.

God help us all if the Pope turns up in all his glory with a bow tie!

Or if the Queen brings a crown to the show along with suspender held she male trousers!

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