In recent weeks it has been noticed that the famous Black hole in the centre of Calcutta has gained in power and is spinning out of control. The Black hole was a remaining remnant from when the Earth was formed and has from time to time had bad effects on the planet swallowing holy cows, camels and even a fully grown Indian ELEPHANT!
It has suddenly taken on a more powerful effect and threatens to swallow the Himalayas, if that happens Tibet will also disappear. This has caused great concern to the Buddhist monks and they have sat around the black hole chanting mantras in the hope they can avert such a tragedy. It would however make climbing Everest easier as climbing down is easier than climbing up.
Already it is causing weather anomalies on the opposite side of the world such as a hurricane in the gulf of Mexico. If the Black hole keeps spinning faster it is reckoned by scientists it will drill completely through the planet making Earth a doughnut shape and the oil thats causing so many problems for BP will drain away to Calcutta making the Indian population richer than Arabs.
It will also take fifteen hours off the flight time from New York to Deli as planes will fly directly through the hole.A leading Indian scientist has dropped a rope down the hole and climbed down in a reverse of the Indian rope trick -he reappeared on the beach in Miami ten seconds later. Many say he is a faker or is that a fakir?
Anyway scientists say there is no need for alarm because these affects will not happen for weeks yet and one benefit for the Yanks is they can order a pillau rice and onion bhaji with a tandoori chicken to be delivered within seconds.