The new iPhone 4 just released this week has had numerous complaints from customers about the poor reception the phone has, and some hardware problems, including a lefthanded person's inability to use it, the fact that if held by its metal edges there's no reception, no battery life, no Flash support, no expandable memory, No ability to make or receive calls indoors, no way NOT to use AT&T, etc.
Friday morning, Steve Jobs sent out an email to respond to various complaints about the iPhone 4 reception. (He was going to call the customers with complaints, but he couldn't, because THEY OWN AN iPHONE!!)
Interestingly, as the day wore on, Jobs' emails got more terse. An email timestamped at 9:00am read: "I have received your complaints about the iPhone's reception. I am so sorry. Please let me explain. I tried calling you on your iPhone, but it went straight to voice mail... oh, right. Got it."
A few hours later, at 1:14, Jobs's blood sugar was definitely headed South: "How about this? How about I recall the iPhone, and bury every f-cking one of them in a landfill like E.T. for the Atari 2600? What are you going to use then, a f-cking Droid? We can do ANYTHING! We're Apple.!!!"