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Tuesday, 22 June 2010

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Nuns Leaving the Pontifs house at 0630 hrs

The Pontif made it quite clear today, that he will not step down after confessing to getting three Nuns pregnant.

In a defiant mood, he stated:

"I'ma not, ina da mood tu spek ebowt theesa problemo. Dees stupido woman, tella mea dey isa ona da pill, waa you gonna doo!? All lies! Mama Mia! theya comin to mea room, ina da naked ness, Bella Figura! I'ma avin mea vino, an, theya wait til I isa drunkedness!

When eya see dey isa soooooo ugly, I ama saying, you lika you mardrey, Bufflo Aqua!!

"Hahahahaha!! Theya can kiss mya arsola! no getta monies froma me! Nowa eya muss go, mea blessing Davido Beckhamio"

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