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Saturday, 19 June 2010

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There's Something Out There

Houston, TX-- NASA's chief astronomer Dr. Karl Saygun was very excited, and called a press conference today about an incredible discovery in Outer Space. Both the Daily Planet and TheSpoof.com covered the media event.

Dr. Saygun told the press he may have discovered life on the planet Venus! The nerdy astronomer said he was looking through his telescope last night and saw "naked women, running around all over the planet!"

Venus is very bright and noticeable in the Western sky at dusk. The beautiful planet is covered in clouds and has always been associated with beautiful women, as its name implies. Dr. Saygun says he was awestruck by the things he saw.

"They were all naked, I mean completely naked!" he shouted with delight to the press. "They were topless! They were bottomless! They were completely nude! And wet too! Some of them were naked and wet!" panted the tosser.

Dr. Saygun then told everyone he took photos of the beautiful aliens He then passed them around the press conference, so everyone could see.

Jimmy Olsen, from the Daily Planet, looked at the nude photos. Jimmy saw something strange, and pointed it out to Dr. Saygun.

"Isn't it strange how all the naked women from Venus shower in the locker room of the Venus Gymnasium of Houston?? Or is that some sort of coincidence??" said the stupid reporter.

A quick investigation by TheSpoof.com determined Dr. Saygun was a perverted Peeping Tom who used his telescope to spy on woemn. He was arrested by the police and taken to a mental institution. No one knows what happened to the nude photos.

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