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Tuesday, 22 June 2010

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Obama: Caulking Program Going Well; We Be Caulking all dem Ho's!

In another hilarious effort to spin the news and his failed social programs, President Obama announced that his efforts to put people to work and make homes more energy efficient is working, while the cops and the public know otherwise.

A perfect example was the arrest of a weatherization worker who tried to hold up a late night convenience store with a loaded caulking gun, threatening the Pakistani counterman saying, "Hand over the cash...I've got a bead on yer!"

The attempted robbery took place in NYC naturally as Dems Charles Shumer and Charlie Wrangle(sic) continue to push for pork barrel spending and stimulus plans to stimulate their re election plans.

Turns out the robbery was thwarted when Kablish Al Rashad, the late night shift clerk, produced an AK-47 from under the counter forcing the perp, later identified as Romanian illegal alien Rustica Rokmanoff, to flee in terror.

The caulking gun, later recovered, was found to have been issued to the NY Chapter of the ACORN Weatherization Non Profit despite the fact that the serial numbers had been filed off.

Al Rashad, Rokmanoff, and 23 patrons in the store at the time were all found to be illegal aliens, and were repatriated to San Francisco at taxpayers expense.

Meanwhile, according to white house officials, the weatherization program in NYC will continue as soon as all the broken windows in the 500,000 abandoned houses are replaced giving the crew something to caulk.

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