So much for the remaining sugary myth of the ever perfect Al Gore and his College Sweetheart Tipper living in matrimonial bliss for 40 years. It turns out that for the last two years the noxious carbon footprint was unable to 'curb his enthusiasm' or his libido with a friend's ex wife!
News reports are starting to escape from the vacuum sealed bag of the Gore divorce papers that Al picked up the marital duties for 'Seinfeld' Creator, and HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm" Larry David's ex wife Laurie.
David divorced his wife in 2007 after she had a torrid affair with the caretaker of their Martha's Vineyard summer home, and it's said she's been looking for someone to tend her' petunias' ever since and Al is said to have a real big interest in 'photosynthesis' when he learned that Bill Clinton was 'into F******g Flowers!" (ed. note/That's Jennifer BTW)
Inside sources say that 'Real Big' Al and Laurie have been carrying on a global love affair for the past two years which started right after her divorce when Al, inventor of the Solar Powered Dildo, chronicled in the Spoof a year ago, gave her a dozen in different colors at her 'liberation' party she hosted at the summer home.
What started out as a ribald joke amongst friends soon turned serious, according to a close friend of Laurie's, when she begged Al to show her how it worked since she couldn't find the on/off switch, and the sun hadn't shone on Martha's Vineyard for over a week!
Laurie told friends " after a year of abstinence, screwing Al was certainly better than nothing. He also tried out a few tricks and some role playing he learned from the Kennedy's....but I really didn't go in for wearing that horrible habit much, especially without underwear! Those pony rides on the beach were fun though!"
Friends say the new hot Dem couple will soon go public, probably to coincide with Al's new book "What You Pay For is What You Get" an insider's view of Washington Politics and a behind the scenes look at 'the really, really big money in capitalizing on flatulence.'
Laurie said she is ok with mediocre sex, saying that all the international travel, meeting heads of states, and her on line pursuit of a degree in Sharia Law makes her feel 'like a kid again and 'a real part of the Green Team."
When contacted David said he was insanely happy for the couple. "No Shit! That's great news, I can stop the alimony. I think I'll write a new comedy outline for the boys at HBO....wait a F*******g Minute....even I can't make this shit up!"