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Monday, 14 June 2010

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Here is the only image captured of the fugatives on their way to the "Great White Way".

British Petroleum's CEO, Tony Hayward, knew he was fucked when he accidentally told the truth to a reporter that he wanted his life back. Then all those made-up "fixes" kept not working, now this one sort of works but all of the American southern coast is covered in what looks like shite. Now it was time to go on the run and get in the habit.

England's coach Fabio Capello, knew he was fucked then he saw that twat of a goal keeper let that easy ball get past him. That equalized a match between England and the USA that was supposed to be an easy win for England. His English overlords were none too pleased and have an itchy trigger finger, especially for foreign coaches. Being Italian and Catholic, he knew his time was up in England practically before it begun and the habit was a nice fit.

Joran Van Der Sloot, after a few nice years of being a "person of interest" in the Natalie Halloway murder, decided to kill another girl and actually leave her in his hotel room. He knew he was fucked when the police actually made a connection. Being Dutch, his exotic Europeanness had gotten him out of a lot of scrapes, well not this time. Time to take the habit.

These three unlikely friends met via the website Imfucked.web, where losers meet online to discuss how to get out of sticky situations. Other famous "Imfucked" persona are: Jessie James and Tiger Woods (of the "I fucked too much" group); Gordon Brown, George W. Bush and Rod Blagoievich (of the "I'm a fucked politician" group). But these three misfits joined the "I'm Completely Fucked" group and decided to run off together cause sometimes the best thing is to just run away dressed as a nun.

After lying low on Broadway for a few years sharpening their triple threat skills, they hope to live out their ultimate fantasy and take Hollywood by storm joining Whoopi Goldberg in "Sister Act 3: Sausage Fest. 2012".

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