Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: World Cup, Somalia

Monday, 14 June 2010

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Watching this is worth the death sentence in Somalia, no fouls, just hangings or beheading!

Somalian extreme Islamic nutters will impose the death sentence if any Somalians are caught watching the World Cup games in South Africa.

Banning the World Cup is an extreme Islamic Somalian ruling and the reason is, World Cup soccer is not an Islamic form of entertainment.

Jaggedone's CIA (cockroach infiltration army), in a highly dangerous secret underground operation has infiltrated the Islamic library of permitted entertainment in deepest Mogadishu and come up with the following list (this list is secret, very dangerous and if one of Jaggedone's cockroaches are caught red-handed or six footed, they could be squashed and eaten, please digest with care!)

The permitted list of super Islamic entertainment in Somalia:

1) Public stoning of women who dare to show an ankle or a leg in public and dare to look at another man whilst being married to someone forced upon them by their family, great fun.

2) Repeats of 9/11 on TV over and over again until the tears of laughter run down viewers faces.

3) Public chopping off of hands of Gays, thieves and men who wank, wickedly funny!

4) Live action of Somalian pirates slitting the throats of their captives and throwing them to the sharks, top action comedy for the whole family.

5) Public rapings of innocent women by Somalian Islamic terrorist groups it's part of the sex education curriculum, extreme Islamic style.

6) And last not least, Public executions, especially beheadings of people who dare to attempt to live in the modern world, super entertainment for everyone and a laugh a minute.

But don't dare watch the footy World Cup in Somalia, you could end being a victim of Nr6!

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