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Monday, 14 June 2010

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Come on ref, didn't you see that fowl?

You thought it was just all about soccer, but the World Cup has brought with it new and not so exciting games.

Firstly, the Brazilian supporter deported from South Africa for stealing several handbags, big time Red Card!

Then the unsporting Uruguayan supporter caught stealing colleagues money but's himself a Red Ticket into jail.

And, last but I'm sure not least, the Nigerians who cried "fowl" after being banned from taking painted green chickens into the Joburg stadium on Saturday, on one but the chickens took the rap for that!

Soccer seems to be in fourth place when it comes to World Cup entertainment in South Africa.

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