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Monday, 14 June 2010

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Outback Australians were told to stay indoors to avoid being struck by an out of control piece of space shit.

The Japanese asteroid space probe returned to earth via the great Australian Outback, near a military site in South Australia.

Rail and roads were closed as was airspace for the piece of shit.

One outback local warned that the probe may bring with it outer-space life and fear for his life. He said he didn't want his arse whipped and probed the scape machine if it returned with little green men.

Alas, his fears were unfounded.

Locals in the area witnessed a huge glow plunging into desert sands without any green men in sight

The probe will be probed by the Japanese later.

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