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Sunday, 13 June 2010

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Soccer? I barely knew her! HAHAHA! I'm funny.

World Cup officials on hand at the USA / England World Cup match were stunned to pearn that nearly 500,000 American TVs were tuned in. This number equals the total amount of Americans that heretofre had ever watched a soccer match on TV.

Revelers at a suburban Chicago bar were especially celebratory when England blew a victory via a bonehead play by England's goalie.

"Oh, it is a lot of fun to watch," said one patron, who referred to the sport as Field Hocket Without Sticks. "I mean, what the hell am I going to watch, the Tigers?"

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