Written by KendoMonkey
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Topics: Harry Potter

Monday, 14 July 2003

Liverpudlian arts and crafts firm, "Harry Pottery", have

been threatened with legal action by JK Rowling's lawyers over illegal copyright


"Harry Pottery" have recently begun re-trading after filing for bancruptcy

in June 2001. The firm is said to mostly create sculptures of frogs and toads, none of which bear any

resemblence to Harry Potter.

"We're mystified!" Cried Joy Lansbury, CEO of Harry

Pottery. "I just don't understand where they're coming from. You see, my father's name

was Harry and he started the firm in 1906. And, you see, we make pottery."

We at TheSpoof

are considering starting some kind of petition to stop the money-grubbing Rowling from taking any more

cash away from the hard grafting public.

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