Vatican City - When the Pope issued the order to have crime cams installed in and around the Vatican in order to cut down on the incidences of clandestine alley-way meetings between the priests and their prey, little did he think that they would uncover a sinister plot by the Vatican nuns to take over the Vatican.
But that is exactly what has been caught on camera. Three nuns who have tentatively been identified as Mary Catherine, Mary Margaret and Mary Josephine are thought to be plotting a takeover of the Vatican due to their judgment that the priests, bishops, cardinals on up to the Pope have too much difficulty keeping their vows of celibacy. One cam shot in particular shows the three nuns walking down a Vatican street talking in hushed whispers apparently oblivious to the fact that they are being watched.
Since this alleged plot has been revealed, the Pope has asked that several more "Nunny Cams" (taking the name from the well known nanny cams used to spy on babysitters) be set up within the nuns sleeping quarters and wired for sound so that the plot can be fully revealed before any action is taken against the three perpetrators.
Said the Pope himself, "While I appreciate the fact that these women believe we men are incapable of controlling our carnal desires, this is still primarily a man's religion and very few people would back them in any feminine attempt to take over the Church, no matter how egregious the men's crimes are. We are merely saving these three courageous women from themselves."