Written by Jess Mylocke
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Topics: Nuns, WC0610

Friday, 11 June 2010

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Keep in your Lane, Sister

Nuns The mere mention of the name makes people's genitals retract inside their body cavities, but society still has an abiding interest in the frivolous shite these lesbians get up to in secret, despite hating the prune-faced penguins.

"I fucking hate nuns. Sister Act was shit, but Sister Act 2 was bollox", said a woman waiting for the bus.

And she is not alone.

In a recent survey conducted by the Catholic Church, 98% of people questioned said that they hate the fuckers too.

The government has taken note of this and has directed that all cycle lanes be split in two, and that one side should be for NUNS ONLY.

The objective is to keep the craw-thumping Holy Mary's away from everybody else.

"Years ago we did a similar thing for Monks. We built underground tunnels for them to potter about inside, out of sight, out of mind. Thats why you never see any of the baldy Friar Tuck lookalikes on the streets anymore", said a Civil Engineer.

"Fuck off!", said an UN-Civil Engineer.

Nuns spread misery.

You never see a nun in a place where people are having fun, enjoying life. You only ever see them when people are dying or dead.
Thats why the drastic steps have been taken.

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