Angry Australian tax payers have been told the Federal Government will pay a fee to the professional golfing gigalo, Tiger Woods, to attend the Australia Master Golf Open.
A spokesperson for the department of Sleeze and other Crap says Woods is coming to Australia to "defend his title" (which one I say!).
Three million dollars AUS will be given to the sex-aholic, even before holding his stick.
Australian's are outraged they have to pay the fee.
One tax payer said "why should we, as Australians, have to pay for a golfer who we are all aware is more interested in other holes than just those on the golf course.