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Wednesday, 9 June 2010

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"This is a bloody outrage!" - A local resident speaks his mind.

Angry Australian tax payers have been told the Federal Government will pay a fee to the professional golfing gigalo, Tiger Woods, to attend the Australia Master Golf Open.

A spokesperson for the department of Sleeze and other Crap says Woods is coming to Australia to "defend his title" (which one I say!).

Three million dollars AUS will be given to the sex-aholic, even before holding his stick.

Australian's are outraged they have to pay the fee.

One tax payer said "why should we, as Australians, have to pay for a golfer who we are all aware is more interested in other holes than just those on the golf course.

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