Prince Charles, 'electrified' (sic) his audience of Oxford 'scholars' today by touting that the Muslim religion was the most attuned to nature, an a belief if followed would most likely to save the world from its industrialized excesses.
His audience, a mixture of students attired in an eclectic mix of vulgar t-shirts, jeans, burqas , mini-shirts and see thru lace, were mostly asleep, causing one bystander to quip" the only one in the room all ears is His Highness!"
While apparently touting that the government should spend more money on supplying prayer rugs and adhering to Sharia law, he glossed over the fact that Muslims were out propagating Christians more than 5-1, ensuring a Muslim Majority by 2050 in most of the European Union causing unprecedented famine and ultimate starvation in most of Europe.
Charles, adopting the tone of voice he usually reserves for talking to his daffodils, plodded on with his treatise, never once using a teleprompter, causing one scholar to comment to her mate, "I think he's told this joke at dinner more than a few times, luv!"
The Hair apparent also pointed with pride to Dubai, a former desert wastland that did not have any environment at all, but managed to create it's own due to massive dredging and the construction of lavish Sand Castles. They then managed to foist off the over priced real estate to ignorant Footballers, talent contest winners, race car drivers, and homosexual celebrities before the economic melt down and reports from Al Gore that the man made islands were slowly sinking back into the sea.
Subsequent reports, surpressed by the UN, indicated the sinking investments were not due to global warming, but insane architectural and engineering practices endorsed by influential Mullahs with a financial interest in the projects, and a strong belief in 'divine intervention.'
Polite applause heralded the end of the hour long chat, and most in the audience were out in time to make afternoon prayers and a ritual stoning in the courtyard of some english undergraduate infidels who insisted on using toilet paper to wipe their arse.