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Wednesday, 9 June 2010

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Mexico City's SeƱor Pancho Villa Soccer Stadium home of the Mexican national team.

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - George Lopez, who is still upset that his sit-com was cancelled and Sandra Bullock, who is still upset that her husband Jesse "Dick With Feet" James cancelled their marriage with his horde of TattooGate cycle chicks have flown to South Africa to attend The 2010 World Cup Soccer Games.

The two American celebs will attend the first game of the tournament between the host country South Africa and Mexico.

The game will be held at Soccer City Stadium, which is nicknamed Stripes of The Zebra Stadium. SOTZ is a beautiful stadium which can accommodate 88,460 fans.

Its concession stands are unique in that they offer every kind of hamburger imaginable from the very popular Anteaterburger to the Zebraburger which they proudly boast as having only 29 calories per bite.

Lopez said that he is very good friends with the star of the Mexican team Cuauhtemoc Blanco.

"Whitey" as Blanco is called by his teammates, reporters, and girlfriends said that he feels that the Mexican team has a very good chance. He added that they have been practicing in Vera Cruz, Mexico with recordings of lions, monkeys, and rhino's blaring at them in the background as they practiced.

"Cuau-Cuau," as his grandmother Cha Cha Cha and his grandfather Ole Ole Ole, call him said that the entire team has really improved 100 percent since they started playing with the lion roars in the background.

Blanco, who is 36, and who is the best player on the Mexican squad was lured out of retirement by the President of Mexico himself Nacho Winslow.

"Whitey" had retired and was running a Mexican restaurant in Vera Cruz called Cuauhtemoc's Chile Con Carne Diner when President Winslow walked in one day, sat down, and had the Chile Rellenos Lunch Special with extra refried beans on the side.

El Presidente asked Blanco to please come out of retirement to help the Mexican team compete in South Africa. Blanco declined saying he had to stay at the restaurant to make sure none of his employees stole any of the money, food, or utensils.

President Winslow told him that he would station ten federal troops armed with AK-47's inside his restaurant to make sure that none of his employees take anything that does not belong to them. He promised Blanco that if an employee takes something he will be shot on the spot.

With that promise Cuauhtemoc "Whitey" Blanco agreed to join Team Mexico.

To view 190 photographs of the official World Cup soccer ball, The Jubulani log on to www.officialballsofsoccer.hot

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